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The captain on the bridge of a large naval vessel saw a light ahead on a collision course. He signaled, ¡§Alter your course ten degrees south.¡¨ The reply came back, ¡§Alter your course ten degrees north.¡¨
The captain then signaled, ¡§Alter your course ten degrees south. I am a captain.¡¨ The reply¡¨ ¡§Alter your course 10 degrees north. I am a seaman third-class.¡¨
The furious captain signaled, ¡§Alter your course ten degrees south. I am a battleship.¡¨ The reply: ¡§Alter your course ten degrees north. I am a lighthouse.¡¨
A little boy finally sat down after first resisting his parents¡¦ command to do so. He said to his parents, ¡§I¡¦m sitting down on the outside, but I¡¦m standing up on the inside.¡¨